I'm going to write more stuff about guys/men/boys...whatever.I know I know,there seem to be a lot on them but cannot la I just have to write.And though I was told to write about happy stuff,Cannot la...must write this down.Coz simply these past few weeks,I'm seeing a lot and I'm tired having to roll my eyes all the time.So me have to write.Gah!
Men/guys/boys..whichever you call it, should not
1)wear coloured contact lens
Don't they know they look very effeminate?It's like coloured contact lens already looked bad on some girls,to have it on guys....errrrr.There was this guy who took the same bus that day.I thought he look cute,not cute as in I'm swooned over but like strangely cute,"kepit" cute.I tried to pin down what exactly made me feel that way.But just couldn't figure it out.Is it he's wearing a gold chain,is it he got good fashion sense like almost too perfect, or is it he crossed his leg like a girl...then bang..it hit me,the coloured contact lens la.Too bad,coz if he had toughen up,he's actually quite cute...swooned over kinda cute.And to my surprise, in one of my class that day,the class "bitch-ay" is also wearing one.Seeing him,I rest my case,guys should never wear coloured contact lens.Leave the blue-eyed to those really cute Caucassian guys.
2)Carry the "man-bag"
I thought it looked OK before but after countless observation,I've decided.Leave the carry-on-shoulder-bags(Ok I have no idea what it is called) to the ladies.It's eerie,imagine your boyfriend carry the(or almost the) same bag as you.
3)Wear pink especially if you have man-boobs.
Yes leave the pink to the ladies.If you still want to do so,please make sure you have something wow to accompany it,let's say nice body,good fashion sense,great face.Not when you have man-boobs.You are not proving anything to the ladies except to show that you have what they have too.
OK before I get labelled men-hater...which I'm not.Here's a list for the girls too.
Girls/Ladies/Women(whichever la) shoud not
1)wear the hipsters pants below your hip.
It's called hipster.You wear it on your hip.Not below and please spare me the view of your butt-crack.I know it's unavoidable,but leave the peek-a-boo game to when you're sitting down.Some girls wear their jeans so low that even when they're wlaking,I can see their "tabung-amal".What the hell!And i don't know why some guys like it,it's the place where we shit,what's great about it?
2)wear hipster when you're fat
Please don't make me embarrased.Please!With the babat overflowing at the sides.It's an eye-sore.In fact don't wear anything short too, like those skimpy micro-mini skirt.Yes I wonder too,how mini can a skirt get.There's this girl in my school,she's quite plump,and she always wear these mini skirts and daisy-duke shorts, I can't tell you how many times people come up to me to tell me how ridiculous she look like.And I can't agree more.
3)Minah tudung shouldn't wear hipsters
Isn't the purpose of the tudung to cover our aurat?So why are you wearing hipsters.It beats your noble purpose of wearing the tudung.And mind you,they even wear short long-sleeve shirt which will eventually ter-show their not so much the butt-crack(though sometimes yes) but their fleshy behind I guess.How oxy-moronic.I know these ladies want to be fashionable too.I don't deny that.Every lady should be given the chance to be fashionistas.But I'm sure there's many well-covered clothes out there that are just as fashionable.You are doing a duty for all Muslim by wearing a tudung,you're like the ambassador for the Muslim ladies.Don't spoilt it.And to those guilty of the above-mentioned.Don't get mad just because someone made a song that depicts the truth,your truth.
Disclaimer:I don't hate hipster per se.I do think it look great on some ladies.I'm just displeased over some outrage of modesty.Simply put,I see a lot of butt-cracks and it's making me sick la.
OK this part is not gendered but couples take note
1)Couples should avoid wearing the same clothes
I don't mind same shirt but seriously,can't you just coordinate the same colour or something?But anyway,the scenario I'm going to give you is what I saw that day while waiting for the bus.This couple wore the same thing from the shirt to their basketball shorts to their slippers.And it's not as if they're going for basketball training/game,they're just going out.Fine,fine I know they love each other.But seriously,must they go that far?
2)Couples should avoid extreme PDA.
I don't need to see you tongue each other,or touching here there very intimately or showcasing your "love",I say it's lust, on the bus,mrt,oublic places.Find a room,gosh!
There i said it all!And now I'm happy.
Yippee-yay!!!!
Hanim