Oh my God...is it me or someone need self-fashion-policing

what was he thinking. A tank shirt over tshirt. He look like he's wearing sports bra la.
I think I have enough of all these fashion faux pas especially with the menfolk.
Here's my list of do's and don'ts.
No V-neck at all cost. If there's a need. Please make sure, you have a strong broad shoulder with good formed chest and no skinny body. Or you'll look like this.

This is a no-no!
This is ok.

see the diff
You see with a V-neck, you have to wear it semi-tight around the chest,which is why we girls wear it tight around our bust area,get it? Thus the need to have the shoulder,chest and body for it. I saw a guy in Geylang before,wearing a loose V-neck and he's skinny..and oh my God, I was itching to tear the shirt off him which I restrained coz I wouldn't wanna see his bony body either.
Or wear a V-neck sweater if you must wear a V-neck with a white round-neck shirt underneath.That if pull off well can be sexy. Knitted sweater please.
Next...
patters are good guys. Seriously be more daring with your patterns and colours. Be adventurous. Flowers patterns need not be sissy.These I think is sexy.


But please be adventurous by all means but not that adventurous.

This is again a no-no. I saw a guy in the bus that day in long sleeved shirt with different patches of flower pattens on the shirt and he look like a grandma's quilt
Next is the new trend I see, shirts with bermudas. Now that's sexy. But like V-neck shirt, only certain body types can pull it off. But luckily it's not as stringent. As long as you have the broad shoulder, you pass the grade.
There's this guy in one of my lecture.He's always in shirt n berms and I think he look good and unlike many guys in school.He's very adventurous. I once saw him in bubble gum pink sweater and berms and I know before you guys go eeeeee...he looks good. I promised you he look good.
So guys be adventurous, I have enough of guys in just tshirt and jeans(same goes for the girls ah)...Go shop. Go try all new styles. If you are worried, there's always me.And I promised you,unless you look really good, I won't let you out of the shop.
Fashion faux pas should be punishable by law man.
P.S I know I look like one walking drab but blame Singapore discrimination against big girls. Honestly, I know good thread from the bad ones.
Hanim