Highlight of the night.

Cousin: Ma, beli ubat gatal tak? {Mum, did u buy the meds for itchiness)
Aunt: Tak sempat la, tu ubat yg ade tu kan bole makan {I didn't manage to get it, but there's that medicine you can eat}

Cousin: Ubat yang mana {which one?}
Aunt: Yang anthrax tu. {the anthrax one}

At this point I was laughing so hard, I told her to repeat a few times, of which I laugh even harder when I hear it again. No, don't worry,she is not killing her child with that lethal powder. Rather its some pill that relieves itchiness. It has an -AN- in the beginning of the name and something that sounds like -AX- at the end but it's definitely not anthrax.

And I am still laughing over POLICEMAT!

It helps...

Hanim