I wanted to blog about my adventure of buying durian today but after talking to fiza about it on msn, I realised my story very the panjang and meleret...so because I am lazy to say it out in proper sentences, I shall just cut and copy my convo with Fiza. Heh...
here it goes:
hanim says:
ouh u knw ah
i bought like 10packets of durian
begini citenye
first i came to e place
n want to buy some
i tot of buying e 2 bucks one
buy 4 la since got 4 of us at home
fizusthemissus says:
haha
hanim says:
1 packet each...
but e guy told me..come i give you the 3 for 10 bucks one
and i'll give extra one
he took e extra one from e 5dollars per packet lot
so i bought 4 packet
then nak klua
teringat my aunt kept telling me kalau nmpk kedai durian belikan
so i wanted to buy for them e 2 bucks one ah
so i asked e guy
give me 3 for 5 bucks la
he say aiyah left 4 only...take all 4 la..i give u 4 for 6 bucks
so ok la...i say why nt
then he took one from e 8bucks one n told me
ok la u take 4 2bucks and this 8bucks one
i sell u for 10 bucks
i say ah why..i dun want..i just want e 2 bucks one...
i tink he tot aku tgh jual mahal
fizusthemissus says:
hahahahaha
hanim says:
so u knw wat he did...he took another 5 bucks durian and put it into e lot
n ask me for 10 bucks for e 6 packet
he say aiyah i want to go home alrdy...take la
so there u go 10 packets for 20 bucks
damn worth it
considering e total cost should be 36bucks
.....
hanim says:
ouh and belum abis
u knw throughout the whole thing... he was telling me
fizusthemissus says:
ahahahaha
hanim says:
i give you special ah...you don't tell people ah..remember ah you don't tell people ah
fizusthemissus says:
hahahahahahaa
hanim says:
don't even tell your mother, your brother, tell them you buy the usual price ah...
fizusthemissus says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
fuckin funny
hanim says:
i know
n all this while
he was saying it so loudly in malay
I don't think he has to worry about me telling it to peolpe
i think the whole place heard him alrdy
provided they know malay
which i bet many does...
fizusthemissus says:
hahahahahha
hanim says:
its simple (chinese-ised) malay la...
fizusthemissus says:
ya i know what you mean
hahaha
hanim says:
klakar seh
si pipi tak abis2 ketawa n imitate e guy on e way home
fizusthemissus says:
hahahahaha
hanim says:
then i need to go banquet, coz my mum dun cook and i need to buy dinner...
member malu
go far far away from banquet
coz he was carrying 10 packets of durians
n when im done w buying all e food and were looking for him
i knew exactly where he was
coz i followed e smell
hahaha
kuat siak bau
So there you, my adventure of buying durian and it wasn't even my intention to get durian when i step into that place. I intended to get mangoes and grapes... coz I just have this cravings for fruits...but hey, durian works very well with me too... yummm!
Hanim